Outback, Korea Style

Dear Outback Steakhouse,

I first want to say thank you for boxing my leftovers up for me. You could just drop a box by my table but Noooo, you go above and beyond that. You take it away and reappear a few minutes later with a giant bag filled with boxes. As I glance inside I see that my chicken tenders are separate from my salad (awesome) and you even threw in two loaves of you yummy bread and some to go ramekins of honey butter. Awww, you shouldn't have. That really made my night

Fast forward four hours: Mmmmm, it's Midnight and I'm ready for dinner. I do believe that I'll just have my delicious blue cheese salad leftovers to abate my hunger. GASP! I open my take out carton and what do I see? A plain garden salad staring up at me sans blue cheese dressing! "What happened to my salad," I ask myself. Where did he go???

I can only assume that you didn't deem my salad tasty enough to take home. Albeit, he was drenched and a little stinky but darn it! He was MINE! After I mourned the loss of my beloved salad I vowed never to get attached to my future leftovers ever again. But thanks again for the bread. It looks pretty amazing. Oh, never substitute my food ever again! I paid 16,000 won for it and I want every last won!

Love, Erica

P.S. Maybe you added another chicken strip to the box.......